Everyone knows that cats are naturally mysterious. But, no one knows why. Maybe it’s because they are part ninja. They are experts at hiding, and fitting themselves into places you never thought they could fit in. They camouflage with ease into any type of surrounding, hence always having you on your toes…
“That’s enough coffee, hooman”
2. “I move unseen. I hide in the shadows. I am plastic-bag-ninja-cat.”
3. “I am the night.”
4. “This thing they call ‘hide and seek’… I like it.”
5. “Pit bull? Where I’m from, we call this ‘practice instrument’.”
6. “You will sleep eventually… I will strike then.”
7. This is why we can’t have nice things.
8. “Yasss… the hoomans are having a steak, out. I stays home and has stakeout.”
9. “Sometimes when I’m bored, I levitate.”
10. “There is no such thing as ‘too high’.”
11. “Gravity does not work on me, human.”
12. “No one will ever notice.”
Well, now you know your cat’s secret identity. NINJA! Share with friends!
(h/t: Pulptastic )
