There is no denying that cats have quite the adventurous life. They’re always seeing what they can experiment with next. There is simply no stopping them. Their hunger for discovery is unlike any other animals’. So, if if there were a cat newspaper reporting on all things cats, the breaking headlines would obviously be quirky and funny just like them. Cats really do make the world go round….
String Theory Experiment Suspended After Tragic Accident Befalls Scientist
Incriminating Cuddle Photos Leaked: Is It Treason?
Primitive Human Technology Streamlines Travel Between Food Room and Fortress
Household Survey Confirms: Cats Rule, Dogs Drool
New Theme Park Ride Met With Little Enthusiasm
Fearless Feline Defends Against Attack By Levitating Automaton
Ongoing Battle Against Gravity Claims Juvenile Victim
Human Rejects Attempts at Negotiation; Hunger Strike Continues
Peaceful Afternoon Nap Interrupted By Unidentified Yellow Object
Local Cat Finds Record Breaking 22 Hiding Spots In Studio Apartment
Search For Elusive Red Dot Reaches New Heights
Doppelganger Sighting May Indicate Existence of Mirror Universe
Humans Think They’re So Darn Funny
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