1“Of all the things that one could eat… food is the best.”
2“Handle with care, please.”
3“I’m just gonna take a rest on my spare tire here…”
4“We only need a few… hours. Then we’ll be back in action!”
5“If I didn’t clean my plate, I wouldn’t be exercising my freedom as an American.”
6“Ah yes. I’m in my warm, happy, food place.”
7“… more, pleez.”
8“Don’t… don’t look at me. I’m a little soft-around-the-edges right now.”
9“Stop looking at my chin…s.”
10“I think I’ve found a comfortable digestion position.”
11“And now I have all of this time to reflect on what I just did to my tummy…”
12“Iz okay… I’m… I’m definitely awake…. furrrrreal…”
13“Whuh… what year is it???”
14“My. GOD. I didn’t know I was even CAPABLE of such consumption!”
15“Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhhh…”
16“What have I DONE??”
17“I DID NOT THINK THIS COURSE OF ACTION THROUGH.”
18“WHY DID YOU LET ME DO THIS TO MYSELF.”
19“So much regret.”
20“DID I SAY YOU COULD BOTHER ME DURING MY FOOD COMA TIME?”
21“WHAT? You really expect me to PLAY in this state??”
22“This is my post-meal safe place. Begone!”
23“Sweatpants are all that fits me right now.”
24“I’VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.”
Hmmm, we wonder if the food comas came from cat food or human food? Share with friends!
