If you think that your cat is your “pet”, you may be wrong. It could be the other way around. You are your cat’s pet. Many cats have dominant personalities. But, some become piles of mush when their owners reach out to pet them. Some, on the other hand don’t really care about any petting. They’re there to run their own show. And you are just their friend on the side. So, if your relationship looks anything this, your cat is definitely the alpha in your relationship….
1Let’s talk about cats: they lure you in with their tiny meows and promises of adorable kitten kisses.
2But then they pretty much ignore your existence 99% of the time.
3Except when they need something, like basic sustenance.
4Then they’re literally all over you.
5Do you seek their permission first before making any decisions or thoughts?
6Always find yourself cleaning up after the dingus?
7Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it sounds like you’ve got yourself an alpha cat.
8Alpha cats don’t do things they don’t want to do. Otherwise they end up looking like this:
9They also claim ownership over your stuff because they have no sense of boundaries.
10None whatsoever.
11They don’t care if it’s permanently attached to you — it’s theirs if they say so.
12There may have been times where you felt like you were being punished for something.
13It’s just their way of asserting dominance over you and yours.
14Oh, and unnecessarily destroying your property?
15Just something you have to get used to.
16They will do it over and over and over again…
17And don’t you forget it.
18You are there to serve them.
19If you don’t prioritise your alpha cat, it will “help” you do so.
20If you don’t prioritise your alpha cat, it will “help” you do so.
21If you don’t prioritise your alpha cat, it will “help” you do so.
Can you imagine if cats could talk? They’d probably rule the world! Share with friends!
(h/t: Pulptastic )