1When you accidentally send a text to the person you were talking smack about:
2When someone asks you “Did you lose weight?” like it’s some kind of compliment:
3When you’re home alone but you hear a creaking noise in another room:
4When your roommate makes too much food for dinner and asks if you want the rest:
5When you can’t execute a pose in yoga class and you just sit there hoping no one else notices:
6When a new bagel place opens up near your apartment:
7When your waiter brings out food and you’re trying to tell if it’s for your table:
8When someone wears Uggs to a wedding:
9When you open your laptop in a meeting and “Party in the USA” starts playing at full volume:
10When you hear your roommate yell “Who ate the last Girl Scout cookie?!” two rooms away:
11When someone uses the word “irregardless” in earnest:
12When a crying baby on the subway is testing your last nerve:
13When you run into that kid you had a class with senior year but you can’t remember his name:
14When someone with a clipboard stops you on the street and asks “Do you care about children?”:
15When your friend is dating someone new and they’re in that annoying “puppy love” phase:
16When you get a G-chat from your boss that says “Do you have a sec?”:
17When you go to a wedding and it’s a cash bar:
18When something rings up at the register for cheaper than you thought it would be:
19When you really want your friend to come to a weird party with you so you don’t have to go alone: