“Of all the things that one could eat… food is the best.”
“Handle with care, please.”
“I’m just gonna take a rest on my spare tire here…”
“We only need a few… hours. Then we’ll be back in action!”
“If I didn’t clean my plate, I wouldn’t be exercising my freedom as an American.”
“Ah yes. I’m in my warm, happy, food place.”
“… more, pleez.”
“Don’t… don’t look at me. I’m a little soft-around-the-edges right now.”
“Stop looking at my chin…s.”
“I think I’ve found a comfortable digestion position.”
“And now I have all of this time to reflect on what I just did to my tummy…”
“Iz okay… I’m… I’m definitely awake…. furrrrreal…”
“Whuh… what year is it???”
“My. GOD. I didn’t know I was even CAPABLE of such consumption!”
“Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhhh…”
“What have I DONE??”
“I DID NOT THINK THIS COURSE OF ACTION THROUGH.”
“WHY DID YOU LET ME DO THIS TO MYSELF.”
“So much regret.”
“DID I SAY YOU COULD BOTHER ME DURING MY FOOD COMA TIME?”
“WHAT? You really expect me to PLAY in this state??”
“This is my post-meal safe place. Begone!”
“Sweatpants are all that fits me right now.”
“I’VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.”
Hmmm, we wonder if the food comas came from cat food or human food? Share with friends!