1You may think you have a cat as a pet, but that’s not really the case.
2The truth is you have a little furball spy
3Why are they spying on us you ask?
4Well it’s only speculation for now…
5But all evidence points towards their planning of world domination.
6Complete totalitarian power
7They are still gathering intelligence, but it won’t be long.
8Please don’t blame yourself for living with a spy.
9They’ve been highly trained and it’s not your fault.
10Most start at a young age.
11Some are born with advance camouflaging.
12So it’s hard to blame you for not knowing.
13Can you find the secret agent?
14You may have had little suspicions…
15Like these little signs…
16Maybe you’ve even stumbled across one of their meetings.
17Or botched a couple of their plans.
18They are everywhere, in the most unlikely of places.
19They will continue spying.
20Until the day of reckoning.
21But we’ll live with it for now…
Because they are just so darn cute while they do it. I guess we’ll just have to live with the consequences.