Sometimes I wonder if I’ll start having more useless meetings than there are hours in the day.
I wish I had hobbies, but all I do on my weekends is TRY to sleep, and think about work.
This paperwork will never cease. Or mean anything.
Tell me more about your raise, please. No, I didn’t get one this year.
Of course I can stay late.
Does anyone else in this office ever think about escaping through the window? Just me?
Oh cool, another harassment training class.
I just realized that the only people here more miserable than I am are the people whose jobs I should be trying to get.
I dreamed a dream in time gone by.
I thought this vacation would would make me feel better, but 5 days felt like 5 hours.
This tie is a noose.
We’re running out of office space.
Just another Friday night, trying to get to zero inbox.
Sometimes I walk by the CEO’s office door and I’m pretty sure he’s just sleeping in there. Maybe I could kill him?
If I have to smell my coworker’s disgusting lunch one more time, I’m going to snap.
Good thing my girlfriend is just as dedicated to her job as I am, so we can be lifeless zombies illuminated only by the light of our technology… together.
I did all this for money and the money makes me feel… nothing at all.
Help.
I’ve spent my entire life helping someone else’s dream become a reality.
20. But if I quit, who will buy my lattes?
I give up.
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